100 Ways to Annoy Sesshomaru (a.k.a. 100 Ways to Get Killed by Sesshomaru)
1. Poke him and run away.
2. Ask Sesshomaru why he doesnt own the Tetsusaiga.
3. Say how great InuYasha and the Tetsusaiga are together.
4. Ask him what the Tenseiga does.
5. Ask him if he still has his severed arm.
6. Ask him why Rin follows him around.
7. Put a flea and tick collar on him when he transforms.
8. Beg him to tell you where he gets his hair, nails, and make-up done.
9. -and when he doesnt, throw a fit.
10. Constantly talk about how cuuute InuYashas doggy ears are.
11. Run circles around him-
13. -about why doesnt he have doggy ears like InuYasha!
14. Pester him about how deep down he really cares about InuYasha.
15. Sing Sesshomaru and (your name here) sitting in a tree
16. Hit on him overtly and embarrassingly at the worst moments possible (like when hes fighting).
17. Put your hand to his head and say, Do you